Thursday, July 24, 2008

Rules of the Library Card

Have you ever seen the movie Fight Club with Brad Pitt?

In the movie, Brad's character rattles off a list of rules about the Fight Club. I decided that it was a pretty good set of rules and mirrored my rules of the Library Card after it...

Enjoy! (And obey!)





#1 the first rule of the Library Card is, you always bring your card
#2 the second rule of the Library Card is, you ALWAYS BRING your card
#3 if someone says I forgot, I can't remember, do I have to have it, the transaction is over
#4 one card to a patron
#5 one card at a time
#6 no shirt, no shoes, no card
#7 library cards will last as long as 4 years
#8 if this is your first time at the library, you have to use your card

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